His own Newgrounds car, to drive around the streets of Philly, advertising his site wherever he goes.

I suspect that said car should be Newgrounds-themed (duh), with a #25272D body and #00CCDD trim. Now only if paint jobs use hexadecimal colors...

It should also have some Newgrounds decals plastered on it, like the tank. I reckon they're pretty cheap to slap on, and should stay on reasonably well.

Or, heck, why not the tank itself be the car he's driving?

...I'm thinking a two-seater kart sounds mighty fine. Don't you?

Today is the day of the mother.

Today, we celebrate the hardships of the female parent, who likely faced a lot of difficulty in giving birth to the individual that is reading this now. Now, amidst life's pressures, they get one day in the spotlight, one day for others to make them feel all special and stuff.

Today, I made a game.

Defend Your Mom 2!

Remember that news post I made where I coaxed people to click on an April Fools Day prank under the premise that they would be viewing my latest game? Well, that screenshot was from a small build of the game mentioned above.

Enjoy, Newgrounds. :)

Just my personal top 5 for the day.

1. The Press and Punch Collab - by AlmightyHans and company -- it was very well organized.
2. NG Showdown by Granfaloon -- gotta love Newgrounds references.
3. Purple Sawdust by ImpendingRiot -- very stylish.
4. House of 1000 Cats by ZombiePimp and company -- made me laugh.
5. Pico Blast by Luis and BoMToons -- because a game has to appear on here.

Props go to Tom's Birthday Song by Rudy, just 'cause parodies are fun. THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

Feel free to whine/disagree/agree/cheer about my selections. HAPPY PICO DAY!

Hey, Newgrounds. I've slowly built up this game over time; it took me maybe a week to draft up the code, then a few more weeks to add half of the existing graphics, but what you see is the next full-fledged game of mine! I can't say much about it, as I want to surprise you guys when I release it, but I can assure you it will be fun(ner) to play. It's a platformer-adventure sort of affair -- but with a small twist to it! I've been experimenting with Photoshop and giving more detail into the backgrounds and character animations, and I must say, as vain as I am, that it's looking pretty detailed! Below's a screenie in-game.

I've decided to unveil a small test engine of what I have so far. It's consistently running at around a smooth 40 frames per second for me. What I want to know is, how is it running for you? Please post a reply down below, with your frame rate, the browser you are using (ie. Firefox, IE) and its version, and a general comment about the feel and pace of the game. Is it too fast? Too challenging? Tell me what you think! Please click below!

LINK TO PLAY ALPHA!

Please be patient, it takes a while to load -- good thing there's a loading screen!

...that's means I'm off sailing.

No, not around the world. And not in eighty days. Only on the Gulf Islands. I'm exploring and kayaking and hiking and such.

Anyway, hope the BBS and such isn't broken once I return.

Happy Smashing!

Yep, it's finally finished. jmtb02 Game Parodies is out, in time for the resurrection of jmtb02 day.

LINK

Yeah, so how did the day get brought back? Well, after the lack of submissions on January 23rd, the actual jmtb02 day, ReNaeNae sent this idea to me about bringing it back. I PMed several users who seemed interested in participating the first time around but never got around to it. Some replies later, the ball of awesomeness was rolling.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy my game. I also give a big hand to Jindo, who made jmtb02 Snake. If you haven't played either of our games, do so now!

And I'm certainly not feeling any younger. But, because only the good die young, I'm sticking around.

More Photoshops and Flashes by me in the year to come! :D

HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas, Newgrounds! Hope everyone gets what they wanted... As cheesy and cliché as it sounds, I hope world peace is worldwide on this day!

Ho ho ho!

All your Bean are belong to us.

You have no chance to survive make your time... unless you go view it! :D

Special thanks to Sunglasses and Dark-Phire for their contribution in loaning me their Photoshops (also another one to Sunglasses for coming up with the idea in the first place.

Lastly, I applaud everyone who contributed to the original "Photoshop Mr. Bean" thread. View it in all its splendor here. W00t!

(...Also, Ashkinscript 3.0! What now!?!)